Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Iggy Azalea

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Anti Joke

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