whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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motley crew

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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dead battery come on down

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Women.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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