Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Guess what? No.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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