- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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