Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Men's Sports

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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no

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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why?

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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