How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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why?

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Yo daddy!

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whats really hot the sun

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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