What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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motley crew

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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