I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Michael Brown

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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