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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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