Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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