- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

knock knock who's there?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What did I do last night?work

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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