- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

dead battery come on down

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Women.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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