- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

motley crew

Matt is not funny.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

dead battery come on down

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Women.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

-When is a door not a door? -Never

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