What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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