Women's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Minecraft.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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