A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

terry stockton is straight

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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