- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

a man walks into horse bar

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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