- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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