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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Niki Minaj's ass

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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