How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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dead battery come on down

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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your a towel.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Women.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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