How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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LIE

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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