A woman comes at the doctor.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Girls Basketball.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

How high is a Chinaman

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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