I lost my tractor.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Penis-Pump

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Anti Joke

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