- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

KSI

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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