what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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