- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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