Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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I'm a like whore

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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dislike this...please.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Black History Month

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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