involved parents.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Good boy

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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knock knock who's there?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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