Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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69

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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