- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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