- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

How do u shit With ur ass

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Guess what? No.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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