- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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