i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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hi patrick

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Gays

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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