Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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