How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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...NO.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Susie has Autism

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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hi michael

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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