Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

The Bible

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

If you're reading this, you can read.

women's rights

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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