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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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