Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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7>6

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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the battle of waterloo

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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alert("The Game");

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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mooooh im a cow

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Anti Joke

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