why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

My phone rang. So I answered it.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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