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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

The 19th Amendment

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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