What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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The 13th Amendment...

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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