- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Bin Laden is dead.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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