What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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alert("The Game");

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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The NHL playoffs

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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