- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dead? Your mum.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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