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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

George Bush.

How did th-A fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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