What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Punch line.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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gay rights

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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