why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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MICHAEL

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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kiss me?

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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