The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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women

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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