What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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