what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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9/11/2001

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is worse than hell?

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Anti Joke

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