A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Compton

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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