Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Is this a chair?

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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