- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Is this a chair?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A Banana wrote this...

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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