Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Tennesse

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Your mother is a man.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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