What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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a black father

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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