- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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