Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Sex. That is all.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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i'm not gay

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A black man walks into a book store.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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