What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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