Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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no u

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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hey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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