Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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womens rights

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Your mother

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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